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Apr. 4th, 2008

Leda

chezumi

CAKES

Are amazing.

Also, I hate it when there's like, something really delicious being cooked on TV, or being eaten, and you want to make it only to find you have no ingredients.

There was a big chocolate cake oozing with icing and frosting and buttercream and it looked moist and yum.

We have no cooking chocolate in the house. Big fail.

Just so you can hate me;



AND. What is it with people PURPOSELY trying to start drama? It's retarded </3

Apr. 3rd, 2008

Leda

chezumi

Stop doing that when I'm eating

Male Friend: Hay Chez, wut u eatin?

Chez: Delicious pasta

Male Friend: *comes closer* Mm. Smellz good.

Chez: It is very, wuld you liek some?

Male Friend: *rubs his crotch and adjusts* SURE c:

Chez: :c Now you have BALLhands, gtfo.

Male Friend: :CCCC

MEN : STOP TOUCHING YOURSELVES NEAR MY FOOD.

Apr. 2nd, 2008

pickles the drummer

nil_from_hell

(no subject)

WOW WHY IS MY ROOTBEER CAFFEINE-FREE? I LOVE ROOT BEER, IT IS DELICIOUS. I NEED CAFFEINE TO FUNCTION AND NOT MAKE MY HEAD FEEL LIKE IT'S CRACKED OPEN.

WHO'S BRILLIANT IDEA WAS CAFFEINE-FREE ROOTBEER?!

They're really SNEAKY about it, too. I'm sitting here wondering why I have such a bad headache and am so tired and IN VERY SMALL PRINT ON THE BACK OF THE CAN it says "caffeine free". SCREW YOU ROOTBEER.
ismo

rasvahappo

(no subject)

JUST FUCKKK

There's one girl in our class. She's vegetarian and saves the world etc. Welllll my friend had a birthdayparty and there was french fries and chicken nugget things. In the same bowl. That girl couldn't eat those fries because the nuggets had TOUCHED THEM. EXCUSE ME WHAT. She's not even allergic at all or anything! IT DOESN'T REALLY HELP AT ALL IF YOU DON'T EAT SOME FRIES THAT HAVE A 1 SQUAREMILLIMETRE/whatever AREA THAT HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY CHICKEN NUGGETS.

Also, our school has lameass mince every monday. It's free and tastes like cow shit. ..actually, sice it's all free, I think that everything is cow shit here. Wow I'm such a genius.

This community made my day, such a tasty win.
Nipaah

dragomew

(no subject)

Dear Cafeteria lady,

FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS is not a reasonable price for five fucking no-name brand chicken fingers. Especially when I'm waiting half an hour in line, presumably behind several other overpaying individuals.

And while I'm at it, please stop serving poutine in half and quarter pounds. You are only adding to the rising obesity rate in Canada. D=

From a ranty, bored Koneko
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cooerhard

(no subject)

TODAY:

Chipotle lady: LOL, WANT SUM RICE?
Me: FUCK YEEEAH
Chipotle lady: WELL HEAR HAVE SUM
Me: WHY THANK YOU

Later: THE RICE WAS FUCKING DRY AND HARD.

/wrists
KIRO? :D

voo_chan

(no subject)

I FUCKING HATE

WAITING IN LINE FOR FOOD. I MEAN AN EPIC FOOD LINE.



NO WHAT, IT'S REALLY ANNOYING WHEN ALL YOU WANT IS A PEPSI.
pickles the drummer

nil_from_hell

(no subject)

Okay, srsly.

I love pretzels. Hard pretzels or soft pretzels.

I also love salt.

SALT ON MY PRETZELS = WIN.

So when I get pretzels and they have barely any salt, I'm very unhappy. Very, very unhappy.

That is all.

Apr. 1st, 2008

oh_mango

(no subject)

Tomatoes should be banned.
PERIOD. (except in soup, ketchup and italian food.)

It's like "IS IT A FRUIT OR A VEGETABLE??"

that's like a person who's like "AM I A MAN OR A WOMAN??"



plus they taste really bad and are apple posers.

Apr. 2nd, 2008

Leda

chezumi

Hakuei has an orgasm

...

Because of the new user display picture.

...

Join him in his light-flashing joy!
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