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oh my, did you just take my eating rant virginity?

yes. with a spoon.


WHY DO THEY MAKE LIP GLOSS/LIP BALM SMELL SO DAMN TASTY?
YOU WANT TO EAT IT, BUT IF YOU DO YOU WILL BE JUDGED FOREVER MORE.

-shakes angry fist-
damn you lip balm companies of impending doooooooom. you fail at a thing called life.

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I admit it. I have raspberry ripple lipgloss

and I glee when I "accidently" lick some.
or accidentally unscrew the top and pour it in your mouth :D
Om nom nom

Gotta love flavoured stuff
oh noz. i just realised lipgloss is like lip lube D:
whhhhhhhhhy
Lip gloss smells so damn good, it makes me want to wear it. And I'm a guy.


...At least I can wear good-smelling chapstick and nobody will ever know.
Unless you go 'I AM SECRETLY WEARING CHAPSTICK' then everyone will know your secret shame.

Watermelon chapstick is just.. -glee glee glee-
THIS WAS AIMED AT ME, WASN'T IT.
your penis is aiming at mine and making mine cry D:
Hahaha, I never forget the time my friend wouldn't stop licking her lips. At first we were like, "OOOHKAY CREEPY, STOP YOUR MIYAVI IMITATION ALREADY" but then she slapped on some lip balm and licked her lips again. XDDD